Scruffy looking nerf-herder, internet warrior, banned from most movie theaters for reasons yet to be disclosed. Your best good friend. @SirMajalorTumblr (3.0; @imactuallyunderyourbed)http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9301uAcG01rn2syso1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://circumcisions.tumblr.com/post/53325906380" class="tumblr_blog">circumcisions</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://urbran.tumblr.com/post/29866603416/oh-youre-home-early">urbran</a><span>:</span></p> <blockquote> <p>oh, you’re home early.</p> </blockquote></blockquote>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340404737http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340404737Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:56:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8cf580b54c258a0d63d2642373e08894/tumblr_mofwu8tABM1qewacoo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d500f0fb2b42c42d7a3cf2d80ee6a10d/tumblr_mofwu8tABM1qewacoo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/7cb4345d6046627d5e7d0d8ce4e590a7/tumblr_mofwu8tABM1qewacoo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/75105d7933ebc9c2a0997cf4a90a5c25/tumblr_mofwu8tABM1qewacoo4_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/d6b814dc0fb66476177d4d7a5f574af9/tumblr_mofwu8tABM1qewacoo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8abb9f824bfbbaa9d50187eb2cecba31/tumblr_mofwu8tABM1qewacoo6_r1_500.png"/><br/> <br/>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340391624http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340391624Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:56:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5c3e97fbcf066ab001387fa2a47aca06/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1b397904cb508115b9275aefdeeeeb9/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f8f05e6cb104033236b6944f662379ed/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/135536eff98d7c6ef0625e911e5968db/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ae0760d816eb87d2d3ecb617e16f2e48/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f22a1dc5bfcd9dd330c3cf9fea3e8746/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb445ef415bd1037ca068b926b6ffa9d/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d984f7318787838496129c97fc95a22c/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/4c784b9416777b2128fa6a04d41df730/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo9_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0660e949040144583cf96793387a1103/tumblr_mol0mxE3ho1qb5gkjo10_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://toolesbiantofunction.tumblr.com/post/53307632294/im-dying-omg">toolesbiantofunction</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I’m dying omg </p> </blockquote>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340366031http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340366031Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:55:38 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/33e05fcd97e5083a57291718ed65aa81/tumblr_moknmfsfmy1r5zq6ao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340291626http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340291626Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:54:14 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f156a3e3148fce72d0f897930006d859/tumblr_molsqvR4Vv1rknmr0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340279874http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340279874Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:54:01 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/83e8efaf05a2c323d7c8ec92e7dee090/tumblr_mojh4ru24T1qzubl3o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340258553http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340258553Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:53:37 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deathpup.tumblr.com/post/53296674065/shrexything-babyferaligator-oomshi-is">deathpup</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shrexything.tumblr.com/post/53295262489/babyferaligator-oomshi-is-masturbating-while">shrexything</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://babyferaligator.tumblr.com/post/53289961199/oomshi-is-masturbating-while-smoking-weed">babyferaligator</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/53228621464/is-masturbating-while-smoking-weed-called">oomshi</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing </p> </blockquote> <p>no its called highjacking</p> </blockquote> <p>guys no it’s weedwhacking</p> </blockquote> <p>no its called dissapointing ur mother</p> </blockquote>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340238297http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340238297Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:53:16 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lun0r3L5va1qmwvq9o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://snuff4luff4gus.tumblr.com/post/53254554503/thegoodsonisbad-spiderman-is-literally-the">snuff4luff4gus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thegoodsonisbad.tumblr.com/post/21049013154/spiderman-is-literally-the-perfect-superhero-imo">thegoodsonisbad</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>spiderman is literally the perfect superhero imo</p> </blockquote> <p>omg hahah</p> </blockquote>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340124467http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340124467Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:51:11 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/dd72e87482daab39a514c4e73b0a3197/tumblr_moirgpes7L1qbkcf6o1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340097410http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340097410Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:50:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3ef970c58c3b5b8ef4e87cdfc0525f80/tumblr_mjplrrw8jN1qkvrevo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/acf1c9ccec2e99576eda3cf00922c462/tumblr_mjplrrw8jN1qkvrevo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/d62c88ff669f22dce53cdc53bff8bb65/tumblr_mjplrrw8jN1qkvrevo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340003817http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/53340003817Wed, 19 Jun 2013 01:48:55 -0400<p><a href="http://nightlifemingus.tumblr.com/post/50875958496/wow-im-honestly-a-little-upset-that-yahoo-is" class="tumblr_blog">nightlifemingus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>wow i’m honestly a little upset that yahoo! is taking ownership of [a poison dart hits my neck; the dart is purple and emblazoned with the Yahoo! logo]</p></blockquote>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50880204258http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50880204258Sun, 19 May 2013 23:27:30 -0400<p><a href="http://nightlifemingus.tumblr.com/post/50876135896/if-yahoo-actually-buys-tumblr-i-swear-to-god-im" class="tumblr_blog">nightlifemingus</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>if yahoo! actually buys tumblr i swear to god i’m— [A BULLET FROM A .50 CAL SNIPER RIFLE TAKES OFF THE UPPER HALF OF MY SKULL]</p></blockquote>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50880201366http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50880201366Sun, 19 May 2013 23:27:28 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/398ab120725f7620636b13c191b61f3d/tumblr_mk4fukQsUo1r3gb3zo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4fadb43129cc703e93b8ea36b08863c1/tumblr_mk4fukQsUo1r3gb3zo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <h1 id="watch-headline-title"><span class="watch-title yt-uix-expander-head" id="eow-title" title="Kid Accidentally Steals Cup From Restaurant">Kid accidentally steals cup from restaurant</span></h1> </blockquote> <p></p>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50879106237http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50879106237Sun, 19 May 2013 23:12:54 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li9wq07LSr1qazkdco1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50879091083http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50879091083Sun, 19 May 2013 23:12:42 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/91c67f6893e5a3ba3f785345d9ce9e31/tumblr_mn1rulLXrb1ql2603o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://circumcisions.tumblr.com/post/50866224559">circumcisions</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>well it doesn’t say it’s a multiple pepperonis pizza</p> </blockquote>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50879087124http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50879087124Sun, 19 May 2013 23:12:39 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmyi6lMm0I1qejbiro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50879082527http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50879082527Sun, 19 May 2013 23:12:36 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4d1e57c13b683ce98ef8cbe509ddaff3/tumblr_mjrmoalHBT1ru2by6o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote> <h1><strong>Vanessa Hudgens</strong></h1> </blockquote> <p></p>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50879078375http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50879078375Sun, 19 May 2013 23:12:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f424a99dd8a3fb6a3e407ea97a095c4a/tumblr_mn2saroy1K1qcm16uo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/36747824e6faa813e949c3f5c5cd4c17/tumblr_mn2saroy1K1qcm16uo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6fe3754839e16fae972bc369f37f3eca/tumblr_mn2saroy1K1qcm16uo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50879066620http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50879066620Sun, 19 May 2013 23:12:23 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e9310e466e7a02905d0090beb7d8729c/tumblr_mn2m7nLlU21r0jb30o1_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ce7f5511a80aa66a96e31e3e496d13b6/tumblr_mn2m7nLlU21r0jb30o2_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/23e2a196fcfcc6ecc4341c0ffc6ea59a/tumblr_mn2m7nLlU21r0jb30o3_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c1d7166d4eb9deb97e9060c567a36212/tumblr_mn2m7nLlU21r0jb30o4_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f64c7cf86c6f08d6490eec700c2f6063/tumblr_mn2m7nLlU21r0jb30o5_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0d06d87d8748c58f6f954a7080ccca3c/tumblr_mn2m7nLlU21r0jb30o6_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/23482b92984a9081eea94b5cf71431b0/tumblr_mn2m7nLlU21r0jb30o7_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/053e3f0fcb5ff61789fcd15b28bad330/tumblr_mn2m7nLlU21r0jb30o8_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/faf8c38b0e5abd97efb6eb40d744bbb0/tumblr_mn2m7nLlU21r0jb30o9_400.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://djkalteraphine.tumblr.com/post/50865669349/champion-of-combat-sports-mr-satan" class="tumblr_blog">djkalteraphine</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong><em>Champion of Combat Sports</em> — Mr. Satan!!!</strong></p></blockquote>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50878514765http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50878514765Sun, 19 May 2013 23:05:08 -0400<p><a href="http://marblegarden.tumblr.com/post/50876769566/i-m-so-glad-for-sonic-the-hedgehog-with-out-him-i" class="tumblr_blog">marblegarden</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>i m so glad for sonic the hedgehog with out him i would be dead right now</p></blockquote>http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50878395804http://imactuallyunderyourbed.tumblr.com/post/50878395804Sun, 19 May 2013 23:03:37 -0400