nightlifemingus: wow i’m honestly a little upset that yahoo! is taking ownership of [a poison dart hits my neck; the dart is purple and emblazoned with the Yahoo! logo]
nightlifemingus: if yahoo! actually buys tumblr i swear to god i’m— [A BULLET FROM A .50 CAL SNIPER RIFLE TAKES OFF THE UPPER HALF OF MY SKULL]
marblegarden: i m so glad for sonic the hedgehog with out him i would be dead right now
burghers: when people say nice things about you
I’ve been really neglecting my blog lately because I’ve been all caught up in playing League of Legends again.
jafarizone: Hello, 911? Youtube keeps recommending me Homestuck fanvids
turtwink: yabba dabba done with ur shit
zubat: Pay attention to me or else I’ll spontaneously combust.
cybergay: cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
180mph: vaspim: lameborghini: asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh Is this a challenge *Sonic X theme song starts playing*