May 2013
nightlifemingus:
wow i’m honestly a little upset that yahoo! is taking ownership of [a poison dart hits my neck; the dart is purple and emblazoned with the Yahoo! logo]
nightlifemingus:
if yahoo! actually buys tumblr i swear to god i’m— [A BULLET FROM A .50 CAL SNIPER RIFLE TAKES OFF THE UPPER HALF OF MY SKULL]
marblegarden:
i m so glad for sonic the hedgehog with out him i would be dead right now
burghers:
when people say nice things about you
I’ve been really neglecting my blog lately because I’ve been all caught up in playing League of Legends again.
jafarizone:
Hello, 911? Youtube keeps recommending me Homestuck fanvids
scribblenauts:
turtwink:
yabba dabba done with ur shit
zubat:
Pay attention to me or else I’ll spontaneously combust.
cybergay:
cloudy with a chance of me not getting laid this summer
180mph:
vaspim:
lameborghini:
asking for nudes over snapchat is a dumb idea nigga how you gon masturbate in 10 seconds or less smh
Is this a challenge
*Sonic X theme song starts playing*